February 2011
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Feb 1st
January 2011
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
lizziechapstik: crimsun: Read More  I had fun with this. I feel smart, because I did well, I’m sure. I kept having to stop because I was laughing so much. But this was fun :D
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TOP 10 REASONS TO SMILE
It makes you attractive. It changes your mood. It is contagious. It relieves stress. It boosts your immune system. It lowers your blood pressure. It releases endorphins, natural pain killers and serotonin - natural antidepressant. It lifts the face and makes you look younger. It makes you seem successful. It helps you stay positive.
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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“Art must take reality by surprise.”
– Francoise Sagan  (via kari-shma)
Jan 29th
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“We could all take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.”
– Anon (via noeeeee)
Jan 29th
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“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in...”
– Joseph Conrad (via quote-book)
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Professor: Shane deserves to be here.
Shane: I do? Thank you.
Professor: That wasn't a compliment.
Jan 29th
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“Why do women debase themselves at meat markets? Also known as parties?”
– My Old Testament Professor
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“Now sandals used to be called thongs, but my children trained me not to do that.”
– My Old Testament Professor
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Jan 28th
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I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
onechancetakeit:
Jan 28th
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“those faces you see every day on the streets were not created entirely without...”
– charles bukowski (via doctorhotcoffee)
Jan 28th
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Listenkari-shma: Band of Horses | No one’s gonna love...
Jan 28th
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“Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.”
– Sarah Dessen (Someone Like You)
Jan 28th
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“I remember one morning… getting up at dawn… there was such a sense of...”
– Virginia Woolf (via fragilethought)
Jan 28th
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That universally awkward moment
Professor: Megan, why do you come to class?
Megan: Because I pay a lot of money to come here.
Professor: So I'm just your whore then? No, Megan, I'M your whore.
*awkward silence*
Professor: ...That didn't come out right, did it?
*entire class bursts out laughing*
Professor: Well, that's the creepy middle-aged white guy for you.
Jan 28th
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“I’ve been at this school for 16 years—I’ve left my scent on...”
– My Old Testament Professor
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“*Holds up a student’s phone* I’m holding her life in my hands.”
– My Old Testament Professor
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“Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and...”
– James Truslow (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via thresca) (via happythings, kari-shma)
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“No matter what our achievements might be, we think well of ourselves only in...”
– Eric Hoffe (via kari-shma)
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“To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung...”
– C.S. Lewis (The Four Loves)
Jan 28th
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“We are alive. That, in and of itself, is a beautiful thing.”
Jan 28th
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WatchWatch
xiaowg: what-is-this-i-dont-even: Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck. this is amazing <3 makes me so happpyy for some reason~~ :”D ! EPIC.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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"[My Old Testament] Professor's Statement on...
Cheating defeats the whole good end of our classroom work, and demeans the professor, the student, and one’s fellow students. Therefore any student caught cheating will be sent to Chaplin [name omitted for privacy] for the Confession of Sins and Last Rites; upon approval by [the] Academic Vice-President and Provost, the student will be tied to a stake and face a firing squad composed of...
Jan 25th
“When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we...”
– Henri J.M. Nouwen (The Road to Daybreak: A Spiritual Journey)
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“Every time you wrapped those arms around me, I felt I was home, ‘cause...”
– Relient K, “Baby (Outro)”
Jan 24th
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Does anyone want to kidnap me Feb. 10th and take...
There’s going to be a PostSecret event taking place there that day and I’ve always wanted to go to one, but I’m lame and still haven’t gotten my driver’s license Dx
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Jan 22nd
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I wish I felt beautiful.
Jan 22nd
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“A vacation in Phoenix? Ahahahahahhaha—no way.”
– My Old Testament Professor
Jan 22nd
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Bible Prof.: You're a walk-on, not a welcome mat.
Student: Well, welcome mats are defaced by people walking on them.
Bible Prof.: That would only be an improvement if you got defaced.
Jan 22nd
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“Quit breathing or read.”
– My Old Testament Professor
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