February 2011
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January 2011
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
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I had fun with this. I feel smart, because I did well, I’m sure.
I kept having to stop because I was laughing so much. But this was fun :D
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TOP 10 REASONS TO SMILE
It makes you attractive.
It changes your mood.
It is contagious.
It relieves stress.
It boosts your immune system.
It lowers your blood pressure.
It releases endorphins, natural pain killers and serotonin - natural antidepressant.
It lifts the face and makes you look younger.
It makes you seem successful.
It helps you stay positive.
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Art must take reality by surprise.
– Francoise Sagan (via kari-shma)
We could all take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
– Anon (via noeeeee)
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in...
– Joseph Conrad (via quote-book)
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Professor: Shane deserves to be here.
Shane: I do? Thank you.
Professor: That wasn't a compliment.
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Why do women debase themselves at meat markets? Also known as parties?
– My Old Testament Professor
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Now sandals used to be called thongs, but my children trained me not to do that.
– My Old Testament Professor
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I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
onechancetakeit:
those faces you see every day on the streets were not created entirely without...
– charles bukowski (via doctorhotcoffee)
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Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.
– Sarah Dessen (Someone Like You)
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I remember one morning…
getting up at dawn…
there was such a sense of...
– Virginia Woolf (via fragilethought)
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That universally awkward moment
Professor: Megan, why do you come to class?
Megan: Because I pay a lot of money to come here.
Professor: So I'm just your whore then? No, Megan, I'M your whore.
*awkward silence*
Professor: ...That didn't come out right, did it?
*entire class bursts out laughing*
Professor: Well, that's the creepy middle-aged white guy for you.
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I’ve been at this school for 16 years—I’ve left my scent on...
– My Old Testament Professor
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*Holds up a student’s phone* I’m holding her life in my hands.
– My Old Testament Professor
Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and...
– James Truslow (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via thresca) (via happythings, kari-shma)
No matter what our achievements might be, we think well of ourselves only in...
– Eric Hoffe (via kari-shma)
To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung...
– C.S. Lewis (The Four Loves)
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We are alive. That, in and of itself, is a beautiful thing.
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xiaowg:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
this is amazing <3 makes me so happpyy for some reason~~ :”D !
EPIC.
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"[My Old Testament] Professor's Statement on...
Cheating defeats the whole good end of our classroom work, and demeans the professor, the student, and one’s fellow students. Therefore any student caught cheating will be sent to Chaplin [name omitted for privacy] for the Confession of Sins and Last Rites; upon approval by [the] Academic Vice-President and Provost, the student will be tied to a stake and face a firing squad composed of...
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we...
– Henri J.M. Nouwen (The Road to Daybreak: A Spiritual Journey)
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Every time you wrapped those arms around me, I felt I was home, ‘cause...
– Relient K, “Baby (Outro)”
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Does anyone want to kidnap me Feb. 10th and take...
There’s going to be a PostSecret event taking place there that day and I’ve always wanted to go to one, but I’m lame and still haven’t gotten my driver’s license Dx
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I wish I felt beautiful.
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A vacation in Phoenix? Ahahahahahhaha—no way.
– My Old Testament Professor
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Bible Prof.: You're a walk-on, not a welcome mat.
Student: Well, welcome mats are defaced by people walking on them.
Bible Prof.: That would only be an improvement if you got defaced.
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Quit breathing or read.
– My Old Testament Professor